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May 19 2013

Proooooom was great. So was post prom until 3 30. Then the snuggling and cuddling began.

May 16 2013

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iammorethanmemory:

Backstage at Catch Me If You Can [video via barricadedrevolution]

Jane: Were you worried about people making comparisons between you and Leo?

Aaron: You know, I’m a big fan of Leo’s, and if anyone wants to make a comparison, I will take it.  

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celiakb It’s the birthday of @keenanblogger. Everything is better because he was born.

celiakb It’s the birthday of @keenanblogger. Everything is better because he was born.

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axto:

aleetlepinch:

I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.

I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.

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spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

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nevergiveupbeforeyoubegin:

I don’t know if I really like my prom dress anymore oops

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

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May 15 2013

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alyssaemilie:  

alyssaemilie:

 

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  • my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
  • me: yes but today is not that day

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  • Me: Hi I'd like some cocaine please
  • Dealer: is pepsicane ok